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Transparent Nicki

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Transparent Nicki

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theonion:

Nation’s Gratuitously Sexual Couples Announce Plans To Wait In Line At Six Flags

netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

(Source: gangdamnstyle, via angryblackman)

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childservices:

omg

(Source: farbki, via ittybitsy)

  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
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dogfricker:

when u see the boob

(via bathingapes)

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gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

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  • me: *getting suck*
  • me: *finishes*
  • me: gg
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(Source: camdamage, via davidmakestunes)

strivingking:

"Dam them oreos look like they bout to drop already, I might get two if I fuck with A1"

strivingking:

"Dam them oreos look like they bout to drop already, I might get two if I fuck with A1"

(Source: highcheekboneshawty, via supahzero)

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

(Source: nosdrinker, via hhealingg)

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